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Saturday Morning Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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While you wake up today, someone is breathing their last breath. Thank God for another day. Don't waste it.
Unknown
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I try to find peace when I wake up in the morning. Sometimes I don't go to bed until 4:00 in the morning because I am either recording or I am just up talking about ideas. So when I get up I just try to find my peace and ask God to give me peace for the day.
Janelle Monae
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The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is waiting for you to wake up.
Ronald Oliver
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A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good Morning!
Unknown
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But I would lie on the floor and analyze everything. I'd listen to all the strings and the background vocals on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and try to pick out the different instruments.
Kevin Richardson
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I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for ten years,
RJ Berger
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Every day's a perfect gift of time for us to use. Hours waiting to be filled in any way we choose. Each morning brings a quiet hope that rises with the sun. Each evening brings the sweet content that comes with work well done.
Unknown
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May the light and freshness of this new day, bring in a sweet vibe in your life. Live the day, as if there is no tomorrow. And enjoy every moment, like there are no worries. I wish you a fragnant and beautiful day. Good Morning.
Unknown
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Open your eyes, look at the watch, have a view outside the window and thank God for another bright day to achieve those ends that were left unattained last day. Have a wonderful day ahead. Good Morning.
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Waking up to a new day is a gift, appreciate it and do remember you are loved. Good morning and have a splendid day.
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
Sarah Moores
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I hit her with that good morning gorgeous text every morning....Well afternoon I wake up at like 2.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
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Every day is beautiful. Each day is special. Each day is a gift of God, and this is why we call it the 'present'. Good Morning.
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She move so quick She move so fast She move so quick She make the good times last She said that even in the morning said you know It's on Even in the morning FREE LOVE
Cage The Elephant
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special? Leigh Anne Touhy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too
The Blind Side
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