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Saturday Morning Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Surgeons from Johns Hopkins University Hospital successfully performed the first-ever 6-way kidney transplant last Saturday. Disturbingly, all 6 patients had only gone in for flu shots.
Seth Meyers
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Just try and keep a good balance is important. I know I won't have a normal teenage 16-year-old life, but I try to do as much as I can...On Saturday night, I try to hang out with some of my school friends and do something fun.
Jordyn Wieber
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It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size of one human hair.
Reed Hastings
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It was a terrible blow that was dealt when I was fired from 'Saturday Night Live', but I have to say that a few doors opened right away. Movie roles started to roll in, and pretty soon, I was over it.
Joan Cusack
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I usually work out 4 hours a day during the week and 5 to 6 hours on Saturday, with Sundays off.
Shawn Johnson
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The night ends with stars, the morning starts off with the sun just be thankful that God can wake you up every morning and he can help you fall asleep at night because with God he can make everything move on earth!
Robert Reynolds
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Its not about who you want to spend friday night with, it's about who you want to spend all day saturday with.
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The worst thing ever is making it through the work week only to be sick on a Saturday.
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I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything.
Chevy Chase
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Say a goodbye to your bed and pillow and give a tight hug to this new day and an opportunity to live a new life. Good Morning. Have a goody-goody day ahead.
Unknown
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Dear God... Thank you for waking me up this morning to experience your everlasting love and never ending mercy and for my blessed day ahead!
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
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It is the morning that rejoices our soul because we witness that God has gave us a tomorrow to live on.
Simphiwe Dumisani Ntuli
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That feeling when you wake up and have a good morning text knowing that you're on someones mind when they wake up.
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Louis Nizer
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A little appreciation and a good morning goes a long way to building a good relationship with your co-workers and getting results.
Unknown
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Louis Nizer
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