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Saturday Morning Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good Morning.
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care.
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Like yesterday, make today another wonderful day. Good Morning and have a great day ahead.
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A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold.
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Best way to start off your morning is with a smile and appreciate you're alive cause somewhere else someone is fighting for their life.
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I was on dialysis for 18 months before the transplant, so it was important I tried to look ahead to days like my comeback this Saturday. You need those big goals to drive you on.
Jonah Lomu
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When I was four or five, my father had a general store in Winchester and I don't think the farmers could ever leave on Saturday afternoon until I had been placed up on the counter to sing.
Dinah Shore
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When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday, but in Milan I do not. Do you also follow the custom of whatever church you attend, if you do not want to give or receive scandal.
Saint Ambrose
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Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly
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The big bright sun is here to give you a tight warm hug and lots of blessings to start your day with new hopes. Good Morning. Have a wonderful day ahead.
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Another day to make hay, to come forward and say, an opportunity within it lays, so be no more late, get up and rise high with hopes above the sky. Wishing you a very Good Morning. Have a bright day ahead.
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Good Morning. Today and every day, don't forget that there is always something to be thankful for!
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From the moment I woke up, I could tell that it was going to be a good day.
Aly Johnson
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Each day brings in new lights and hopes. Face each day with a courageous and faithful zeal. Never lose your determination and focus in life, and you shall achieve greatness. Each morning look up to the sun and scream out, 'It is my day, today.'
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Do something nice for a loved one this Sunday morning.
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If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d..k on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's d..ks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d..k? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
Marilyn Manson
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I remember lying on the floor of the living room with headphones on when I was four or five years old, listening to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
Kevin Richardson
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Its really important to me to go to church, which is sometimes tough when I get back from road trips late on Saturday night, but I try to make it a priority to go every week.
Jeremy Lin
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Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.
Raoul Duke
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Morning doesn't mean getting up & working, It means God loves you so much that he lets you live another day to do more good things.
Nishan Panwar
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