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Short Facebook Statts Quotes & Sayings
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube the Sarah M commercial.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
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FACEBOOK: Wasting lives and causing drama since 2004.
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Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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