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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
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Learn to spell kids, auto correct isnt always write!
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hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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Kids like Tyler come around only once in a generation. I thank God every day for this little kid being on our show because some kids have it, some kids don't. It's not about being a little adult, it's about being a kid and portraying a kid, and I think that America gets it when he does it.
Terry Crews
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I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!
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Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now???
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Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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