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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
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I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!
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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible...
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You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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Not enough time in this World to worry Bout those WHO dislike you
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
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I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me...
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bi...! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.
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If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none.
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
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Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time.
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
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