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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Men and women of high professional standing have been reduced to the status of vagrants.
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Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing...
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Starbuck's drinks are pretty much Jesus in a beverage.
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Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to.
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Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
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wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless...
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That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness!
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The first one was quite cheap, but that was expensive for us. For my folks to buy on the Never Never. It was quite, you know, a rare object to have and I gained quite a lot of status by having this.
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