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Steven Wright Dicti Quotes & Sayings
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, Well, what do you need?
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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How young can you die of old age?
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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