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Surviving Monday Quotes & Sayings
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I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
Unknown
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President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama.
Seth Meyers
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Unknown
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I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.
Patty Duke
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Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday!
Unknown
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Tomorrow is just another Monday or it's the first day on your path to success. It's cliche but true: Your destiny is defined by your effort.
Unknown
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Well, I had started a program which is even longer running than this one in 1967 which was a jazz program called The Best of Jazz and that still goes out on Monday nights. That's been going for 33 years or something.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday.
Unknown
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Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings.
Unknown
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I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans. Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan. Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France. Friday is Yacht day, you and all your friends. Chillin' on the coast of Puerto Rico with your man.
Gorilla Zoe
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Unknown
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Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time...
Unknown
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Come around we on a sunday. Nah stop linga all night till it dun deh. Bring di fun we tek it 'round a Uptown Monday. See di gal dem a bruk out and wind and go dung deh.
Elephant Man
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I don't like to go out to clubs and party. I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.
Stephen Colbert
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Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains firm for more than 5 days call a doctor immediately.
Seth Meyers
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
Unknown
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I hadn't worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I've ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn't have time to be nervous - it happened so quickly.
Wentworth Miller
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Good afternoon & god I hate Monday's.
Unknown
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