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Teacher Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself.
John Jay Chapman
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Experience isn't the nicest teacher you'll meet but it is one of the teachers who's lessons will always be with you.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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Today is International Sword Swallowers Day. Im sure there are lots of jokes there, but figured the legit carnies deserve a shout out.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
Anonymous
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
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The Sunday School teacher talked too much in the way our grade school teacher used to when she told us about George Washington. Pleasant, pretty stories, but not true.
Frances Farmer
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The father who loves his children will not substitute toys for time, replace commendation with condemnation but will be their teacher not taskmaster.
R Robert Flatt
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
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The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To the teacher, America entrusts her most precious resource, her children; and asks that they be prepared... to face the rigors of individual participation in a democratic society.
Shirley Hufstedler
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There is no teacher, living or past, who can give us the actual understanding of Truth. A teacher can only put our feet upon the path and point the way. That is all. It is wholly dependent on the individual to make his way to Truth.
Paul Twitchell
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Experience is a hard teacher, gives test first, the example last.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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Difficulty is a severe instructor. It's like a strict teacher teaching in the class. You got to tolerate her and do well in her subject. There is no alternative. No plan B.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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