TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Teacher Retirement Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Teacher Retirement Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Teacher Retirement
Funny
Retirement
Inspirational
School
Teacher
Students
School
Sarcastic
Jokes
Homework
Funny
Parents
Teachers And Teaching
Education
Learning
Inspiring
Inspiration
Travel
Show more
Leadership
Teachers
Nudity
Cheerfulness
Giving
Sharing
Caring
Teaching
Finance
Success
Retirement
Student
Old
Age
Thinking
Animals
Jokes
Aggressive
Hedonism
Affection
Marketing
Sarcastic
Short
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Clever Facebook Status
QUOTES
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
37 Likes
Retirement quotes
Sponsored Links
There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
41 Likes
Funny quotes
Retirement quotes
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
36 Likes
Retirement quotes
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
130 Likes
Retirement quotes
My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.
Loni Anderson
58 Likes
Sponsored Links
Our government makes the simple promise of a secure retirement to every American who works for many years and contributes to our retirement benefit system.
Sue Kelly
1 Likes
Right now, too many women who reach retirement age find themselves widowed or single, relying on their Social Security check for over half of their income.
Judy Biggert
21 Likes
Retirement quotes
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Melchor Lim
81 Likes
Funny quotes
Animals quotes
Jokes quotes
I was a stock broker once. I think there is an absolute place for market investments. But they should never be the basis of one's retirement. They should be an additional piece on top of a basic, secure, guaranteed retirement benefit.
Barbara Boxer
0 Likes
The retirement system that is in place for members of Congress and other federal workers features what is known as the Federal Employment Retirement Plan.
Virgil Goode
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
11 Likes
Jokes quotes
Aggressive quotes
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
0 Likes
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
42 Likes
Retirement quotes
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
7 Likes
Retirement quotes
I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
14 Likes
Sponsored Links
I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
5 Likes
Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
39 Likes
Retirement quotes
Hedonism quotes
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
1 Likes
I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
4 Likes
Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
18 Likes
Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 03
Action
Being There For Someone
Blessing In Disguise
Christian
Crazy Life
Death
Determination
Devotion
Family Values
Fire
Funny Facebook Status
Funny Twitter Bios
Heart Broken
Housekeeping
Insanity
Legacy
Nosey People
Support
Two Faced People
Uplifting
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™