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Toilet Keeping It Cleanhole Quotes & Sayings
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I got a blackbelt in keeping it real.
Unknown
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The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
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I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Wilford Brimley
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
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fu.. underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fu.. toilet paper.
Ace Hood
15 Likes
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet.
Unknown
102 Likes
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top.
Unknown
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Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.
Unknown
136 Likes
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I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!
Unknown
89 Likes
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If you're going to keep your past alive and it's keeping you from moving forward, then I don't want to be part of your future.
Unknown
119 Likes
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Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.
Unknown
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
Unknown
21 Likes
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
Unknown
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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