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Toilet Tissu Quotes & Sayings
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In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
The Game
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes...do I really want to go there?
Unknown
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
Wendy Liebman
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
Wendy Liebman
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It blows my mind that anyone could be unkind to anyone. The guy clearing our plates is a person. I don't care if you're sweeping the floor. I don't care if you're cleaning my toilet.
Minka Kelly
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
Unknown
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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Mario's mom was watching a rehearsal, and we did a step that didn't look as aesthetically beautiful as we wanted it to. She said, 'Mario, you look like Bonito going to the toilet.' Bonito is her dog! And I was like, 'Great.' And then she said to me, 'If you need to spank him, go ahead.'
Karina Smirnoff
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.
Rachael Ray
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They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never committed. I aint no bank robber but that five years had me thinking maybe I should have did it. Do my thoughts deceive me? What a mutherfu..er supposed to think. Locked down trapped looking at four walls a toilet bowl and a sink.
Mac Dre
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I went on this school trip, and I didn't really care about acting or about media. I wanted to be a racing driver. I went to go to the toilet and walked into this auditioning room where Stephen Fry was, and he must have taken a fancy. Him and the producer stuck me in this small TV movie, called 'Tom Brown's Schooldays,' which was a great experience.
Alex Pettyfer
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You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Donnie Darko
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My nervous breakdown last season, when I was bemoaning the fact that I'll never have time to read all the great books I wanted to read. I was having a freak out. And Charlie said 'Well, if you put a few by the toilet and read one every couple of weeks you'll knock a bunch off.' And I said, 'There's not enough bowel movements left.'
Jon Cryer
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Ain't a hood ni... but a ni... from the ho-od. See mama stayed on me so I turned out pretty go-od but if you wanna try it sucker, now then we can do it, Ha ha sleep. Tylenol PM if I pull it, Sh-sh-sheep count 'em for the rest of ya life. Yeah yeah ya partner got away but now he vegetable-like. So so I sent his mom and dad a whole case of V8. He can die, any second, how much long it's 'gon take?! 'Gon get it over with, oh what if, you were in my loafers then. You might be the dope but I would flush it down the toilet.
Andre 3000
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I absolutely have no foresight. I used to think I had a lot when I was younger. I worked really hard in school to give myself options, and I've literally taken those options and thrown them down the toilet. Purposely - not to make that sound totally negative. It's what I want. I want to keep doing what I'm doing. It's funny, people ask me all the time: 'What do you do for fun? What do you do when you're not acting?' It's a strange thing, acting. It's a business, it's a job, everything like that. All it is, is self-reflection. You just never stop caring about people and I've never stopped doing that, so I'm sure it'll seep into other areas of my life. I want to write. I'm not going to school because I can't take the structure of it, but I'm not going to stop learning.
Kristen Stewart
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