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Tow And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
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ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.
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They had some really cool rigged cars and things that were different that they would tow behind the camera car that were actually on these trailers that manipulated side to side and stuff like they were getting hit, and actually put the actor right in the middle of the chase.
David R Ellis
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So far is it from being true that men are naturally equal, that no two people can be half an hour together, but one shall acquire an evident superiority over the other.
Samuel Johnson
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It is alleged that half a million Spanish men, women and children fled to France after the Franco victory.
Martha Gellhorn
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There wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it weren't for children and men, and there ain't a mite of difference between them under the skins.
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I always read all these books about the slaves. My mother is very educated. My father would talk to us like we were grown men. We never knew what he was talking about half the time.
Wynton Marsalis
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One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.
Carl Zuckmayer
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In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals than the sweet potato.
David F Houston
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I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Edgar Watson Howe
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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Is there no way for men to be, but women Must be half-workers?
William Shakespeare
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Learning, while at school, that the charge for the education of girls was the same as that for boys, and that, when they became teachers, women received only half as much as men for their services, the injustice of this distinction was so apparent.
Lucretia Mott
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Jars concealed are half reconciled; but if generally known, it is a double task to stop the breach at home and men's mouths abroad.
Thomas Fuller
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Two and a Half Men became a big hit, but for some reason I didn't get recognized much. Then somehow the show crossed this threshold where all of a sudden I had a hard time walking down the street.
Jon Cryer
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Wild Bill was anything but a quarrelsome man yet I have personal knowledge of at least half a dozen men whom he had at various times killed.
Buffalo Bill
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The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle. Let's think about what's the whole battle.
David Mamet
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Al McGuire
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My first band, Kid Wicked, we did half covers and half originals.
Sebastian Bach
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