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Two And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
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Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.
Charles De Montesquieu
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I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half.
Jack Gould
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Oh boy, I can see your body moving. Half animal, half man.
Shakira
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A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty.
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Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of men and women not following the same pursuits with all their strengths and with one mind, for thus, the state instead of being whole is reduced to half.
Plato
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It is in vain that we would circumscribe the power of one half of our race, and that half by far the most important and influential.
Frances Wright
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If a test of civilization be sought, none can be so sure as the condition of that half of society over which the other half has power.
Harriet Martineau
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Girls, stop comparing yourself to the .05%. That billboard is half Photoshop, half anorexia. Now consider the 99.95%...suddenly you're a 10.
Unknown
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It's better to have nobody, than somebody who is half your's, half there, doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.
George Dennison Prentice
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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half.
John Wanamaker
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Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
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We did like 12 shows, then we did the entire Ozzfest with the first half completely booked; then we did the second half with a couple days off here and there.
Tom Araya
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I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.
Sara Paretsky
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
Walter Kerr
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You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope...I have loved none but you.
Jane Austen
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I didn't want to be half in, half out. I wanted to make sure I was full steam ahead for Everton.
Tim Howard
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Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
Cady
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One half of my life has put the other half in the grave.
Pierre Corneille
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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
Robert Frost
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