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Two And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Two And A Half Men" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The clever men at Oxford, know all that there is to be knowed. But they none of them know one half as much, as intelligent Mr. Toad.
Kenneth Graham
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Men o' war were to be a part of the fabric of my life for the next half-century.
Lord Mountbatten
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Our life is half natural and half technological. Half-and-half is good. You cannot deny that high-tech is progress. We need it for jobs. Yet if you make only high-tech, you make war. So we must have a strong human element to keep modesty and natural life.
Nam June Paik
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't.
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I'm receiving peer pressure from my coworkers to watch Two and a Half Men. Looks like its time to find a new job.
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
Charlotte Whitton
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Advertising research is one-half frustration, one-half exclamation point, and one-half question-mark. If this adds up to more than 100 percent, it proves that mathematics and research sometimes gives confusing results.
Michael P Ryan
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One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, Is it half full or half empty? So I drank the water. No more problem.
Alexander Jodorowsky
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ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.
Ambrose Bierce
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So far is it from being true that men are naturally equal, that no two people can be half an hour together, but one shall acquire an evident superiority over the other.
Samuel Johnson
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There wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it weren't for children and men, and there ain't a mite of difference between them under the skins.
Ellen Glasgow
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It is alleged that half a million Spanish men, women and children fled to France after the Franco victory.
Martha Gellhorn
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I always read all these books about the slaves. My mother is very educated. My father would talk to us like we were grown men. We never knew what he was talking about half the time.
Wynton Marsalis
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One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.
Carl Zuckmayer
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In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals than the sweet potato.
David F Houston
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Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Edgar Watson Howe
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I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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wrestling is nothing but just 2 half naked men rolling around the ring
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Charlotte Whitton
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