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Two And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
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After a goalless first half, the score at half time is 0-0.
Brian Moore
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One half of me is a hopeless romantic, the other half is so damn realistic.
Unknown
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Let me tell you a little something about these two men. One's a former federal officer, been in deep cover for five years, knows everywhere you're gonna come from. The other one's a professional criminal, escaped prison twice, spent half his life on the run avoiding folks like you. -Hobbs
Fast Five
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Modernity signifies the transitory, the fugitive, the contingent, the half of art of which the other half is the eternal and the immutable.
Charles Baudelaire
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Infatuated, half through conceit, half through love of my art, I achieve the impossible working as no one else ever works.
Alexandre Dumas
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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
Lenny Kravitz
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What has been the effect of religious coercion? To make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites.
Thomas Jefferson
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I like me Italian girls; half Halle Berry, half Penelope Cruz sort of thing!
Tom Felton
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I had some fears as a kid, but I was also relatively fearless. Maybe that's a result of living half the time in reality and the other half in fantasy.
Suzanne Vega
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It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.
Carl T Rowan
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The violinist is that peculiarly human phenomenon distilled to a rare potency - half tiger, half poet.
Yehudi Menuhin
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I really feel like the gift is also the curse. It's always half-and-half. Whatever brings you the most joy will also probably bring you the most pain. Always a price to pay.
Alice Hoffman
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There is great beauty in going through life without anxiety or fear. Half our fears are baseless, and the other half discreditable.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
Unknown
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Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
Bum Phillips
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We're half the people; we should be half the Congress.
Jeanette Rankin
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But it is my happiness to be half Welsh, and that the better half.
Richard Cobden
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Half the world does not know how the other half lives.
Francois Rabelais
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For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Richard J Needham
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
Neil Gaiman
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