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Two Timer Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window.
Delia Smith
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Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.
Delia Smith
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.
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Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so.
John Legend
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Franklin P Jones
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You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Franklin P Jones
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I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?
Bill Veeck
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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I'm an old-timer in the business from the sense that when you do something that you feel good about there might be another person out there who feels the same way, or a hundred or a couple million.
Herb Alpert
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I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.
Stephen Bayley
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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend, you should worry if she doesn't care.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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My girlfriend is a REAL girlfriend. She's a REAL woman. Faithful. Loyal. She deserves the world, and I'm gonna try to give it to her.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the balance.
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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