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Valet Parking Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Valet Parking" sorted by relevance. 85 matching entries found.
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Leave you up in the parking lot fu.. it ni... you gon see me. I will not be hard to find just look for the Lamborghini.
Webbie
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Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Unknown
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If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughan
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
Unknown
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You wanna fight you do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books.
Danny Mcbride
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I just ran over an elderly couple at the Target parking lot, but don't worry because I've been told that my car is going to be ok.
Unknown
6 Likes
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
Unknown
67 Likes
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I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
Angela Kinsey
23 Likes
Pulls up, pull out. We get it poppin' in the parking lot. She like to do it with the lights on, don't matter to me if it's dark or not.
Kirko Bangz
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Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.
Bill Nelson
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[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You have to laugh because it's so...where do they come from?
Johnny Rotten
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
8 Likes
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
Unknown
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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Well, I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot. Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot.
Lil Wyte
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So we parking lot pi.p, hit the diner for some grub. The squad type thick you know I'm rolling with the thugs.
Jim Jones
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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