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On the day, therefore, when I went to the church to be confirmed, with a number of others, I suffered extremely from the reproaches of my conscience.
Maria Monk
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I only roll with ni... that'll carry me to my hearse. Blesses for my grandma, she carried me to that church.
Meek Mill
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If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere, can we expect they should be serious and strict therein at the bar or in the church.
Isaac Barrow
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I set my sails for a new direction but the wind got in my way. I changed my course but my definition of change. Just ain't the same...
Eric Church
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Words cant describe how grateful I am. All I say is thank God for an amazing church, family, and wonderful life.
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At the end of 1795 and beginning of 1796, I was ordered to write to the Church ministers.
Joanna Southcott
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I set my sails for a new direction but the wind got in my way. I changed my course but my definition of change. Just ain't the same...
Eric Church
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I set my sails for a new direction but the wind got in my way. I changed my course but my definition of change. Just ain't the same...
Eric Church
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I consider myself a non-denominational Christian. I grew up in a Bible church and still hold those beliefs very close to me.
Jensen Ackles
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For you see this scripture fulfilled this day and therefore I desire you as you tender the Lord and the church and commonwealth to consider and look what you do.
Anne Hutchinson
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's hard preachin' the gospel to the slums lantely. So I had to put the church on the drums, baby.
Kanye West
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Ultimately Warhol's private moral reference was to the supreme kitsch of the Catholic church.
Allen Ginsberg
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Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church; it is a goodly Christian weapon.
Martin Luther
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My eyes are wide open to the conflicts within the Church, but I don't think you can call it schism.
Richard John Neuhaus
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You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
Bess Truman
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I'm not connected with the church, nor with the bible, see I love Jesus as my prophet, bet refuse to worship him as my idol.
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So, not only am I panicking over the weekend if I need to know my lines, but also if can I get the kids to the zoo. Can I even go to church? I was asking for certain things that would allow me to plan my life a little better.
Hunter Tylo
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This also is a part of the Church's teaching, that the world was made and took its beginning at a certain time, and is to be destroyed on account of its wickedness.
Origen
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