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Let us form the same kind of society a Church for the extension of the British Empire.
Cecil Rhodes
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Until they put that sand and dirt in my face I will not sit in church all day.
Alberta Hunter
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The only place a new hat can be carried into with safety is a church, for there is plenty of room there.
Leigh Hunt
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But all actors go through the process, it's hit and miss, you have achievement and failure.
Thomas Haden Church
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I was born by a late chicken shack and a church. That mean the flow got wings and it come from the dirt.
Common
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For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church.
Sylvain Of Athos
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
Unknown
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In the Church, considered as a social organism, the mysteries inevitably degenerate into beliefs.
Simone Weil
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How the early priests came into possession of these secrets does not appear, and if there were ever any records of this kind the Church would hardly allow them to become public.
Harry Houdini
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I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them. If I went back to church, I'd have to give up the smoking and drinking.
Katherine Heigl
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The medieval Church believed that the resurrection of Christ marked a new time for all of humanity.
Timothy Radcliffe
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I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.
Thomas Haden Church
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Our church has been legal since late 1960s. I've been involved since 1972. I was ordained in 1975.
Sally Kirkland
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Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull.
Vance Havner
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston
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I set my sails for a new direction but the wind got in my way. I changed my course but my definition of change. Just ain't the same...
Eric Church
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All you girls dont like me cuz they know you love me but if you scared go to church, its open Sunday.
Lil Wayne
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There's a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the church 27 years. Oh, yeah.
Al Green
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Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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I set my sails for a new direction but the wind got in my way. I changed my course but my definition of change. Just ain't the same...
Eric Church
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