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Whale Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The epic animation, the whale, Cleo, all the other stuff that Disney was able to put in movies, amazing ideas.
Billy Crystal
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I hate school, everyone wears super nice clothes, I see all the skinny bi...es happily flirting, and well, then there's me, the whale.
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We have sat on the river bank and caught catfish with pin hooks. The time has come to harpoon a whale.
John Hope
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I can't move anymore...I'm a beached whale! I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I'm not taking any chances. I'm determined to keep the puppies up!
Rebecca Romijn
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
Karl Pilkington
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
Juno (The Movie)
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
Unknown
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Seal wars. Whale wars. Needless to say there are awful people in this world. Never wanted to cry so much during daytime television.
Sarah Hyland
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Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.
Herman Melville
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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