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When Fat People Eat Hamburger Quotes & Sayings
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you.
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Im not one of those people who cant eat carbs. I eat a lot. I do. I run four miles a day on the treadmill. I know that works for me, so Ive kind of trained myself. I do lift weights. Im not very good at soccer.
Victoria Beckham
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey - View Quote Details on LETS COUGH...
Cedric The Entertainer
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Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our LORD: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the LORD is your strength.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
Gene Tunney
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You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive.
Benicio Del Toro
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
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For me, its like go ahead and eat. Live your life. I mean, I've just seen so much death, you know, as of late, being in my 40s, of people getting sick or, you know, whatever, that I just feel like, you know what? You never know with life. Eat. Enjoy yourself. Just try to be healthy and, you know, and watch it.
Debi Mazar
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If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.
George Lopez
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
Michael Symon
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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