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Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who'll stay true to her!
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When you're doing that you lose your focus on the discipline of the business, and how you train people at Hamburger University, and everybody gets on a bigger, different vision, and they're not on the same page.
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A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite
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Trying to find the reason why someone hates you is like trying to eat without getting fat, it can't happen.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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And he shall say, Where are their gods, their rock in whom they trusted, Which did eat the fat of their sacrifices, and drank the wine of their drink offerings? let them rise up and help you, and be your protection.
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have 'fat days' and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. It's hard not to feel pressure in this industry and I already use anti-aging products on my skin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself.
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4 wishes: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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There are two things an average girl wishes; to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.
Taylor Lautner
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