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When Opportunity Knockspping Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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Ups & down in life provides opportunity to test ones strength & courage how he carves out success in mist of storm of problems & obstacle. Success becomes mirage when one does not keep cool & confident in the event of challenging moment. When you do something per your convenience reflects your positivity towards endeavor. But if you do something with focused efforts, with no excuse & giving hundred percent of ability & capability reflects commitment.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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The adventure of life is to learn. The purpose of life is to grow. The nature of life is to change. The challenge of life is to overcome. The essence of life is to care. The opportunity of like is to serve. The secret of life is to dare. The spice of life is to befriend. The beauty of life is to give.
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Every difficult moment in our lives is accompanied by an opportunity for personal growth and creativity. Learn to control emotion, recognize that difficulties pass like everything else in life. Experience with each other and the lesson we've learn along the way.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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