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Whos Going Chicken Hunting Quotes & Sayings
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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For me, Barca is unconditional. Lets just say that Im playing at Arsenal, at Manchester, at Bayern Munich. Id constantly be asking myself, Whats happening at Barca? Id be paying attention to whats going on, whos playing, what they are doing, how they are doing I feel Barca. Thats the great difference from the people who dont feel it. I love this club, I love it. I always say that I will never leave Barca until my career ends. I wont go. I wont go. Im happy at Barca. Barca, I love it, I feel like its mine. For me its unconditional. No loans, no offers.
Xavi Hernandez
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Are you happy? Are you satisfied that you hurt her? You turned a girl who was so head over heels for you, to a girl who cries her self to sleep every night just thinking about you. You turned an innocent girl who wanted to love someone and be happy, to a girl whos scared to love someone because shes afraid to get heart broken again. Shes broken. She doesnt know who to trust anymore. Are you happy? You changed her.
Emilio Vasquez
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I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had brainwashed him. This is the most unbelievably callous, degrading, nonsensical piece of crap I've ever heard in my life, coming from some chicken hawk out there, to hurl at somebody who spent as long as he did being tortured and standing up for his country, and caring about it as much as he did. It's incredible that people would behave like that, absolutely stunning.
Senator John Kerry
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I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him of being the Manchurian Candidate, that somehow the Vietnamese had brainwashed him. This is the most unbelievably callous, degrading, nonsensical piece of crap I've ever heard in my life, coming from some chicken hawk out there, to hurl at somebody who spent as long as he did being tortured and standing up for his country, and caring about it as much as he did. It's incredible that people would behave like that, absolutely stunning.
Senator John Kerry
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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
Mitch Hedberg
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You can call me Mr. Porter, Black boy, white boy stitches, Eagle on my chest and my Levi britches, I think I'm addicted, bi...es blowing kisses, bi...es hit me gin and chrissy Travis porter chicken, Never wait in line, you're my black boy, white boy ticket, See me in the club throwing black boy, white boy riches.
Travis Porter
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If wheat were at this moment subject to a duty of twenty shillings the quarter, and if Indian corn were virtually excluded, next winter would not pass without a convulsion endangering the whole frame of society, without the humiliation of constituted authorities forced to yield after a disgraceful struggle...if their advice had been taken, we should have had famine prices for many articles, and a state of exasperated public feeling and just agitation, which it would require wiser heads than theirs to allay. So far from regretting the expulsion from office, I rejoice in it as the greatest relief from an intolerable burden. To have your own way, and to be for five years the Minister of this country in the House of Commons, is quite enough for any man's strength. He is entitled to his discharge, from length of service. But to have to incur the deepest responsibility, to bear the heaviest toil, to reconcile colleagues with conflicting opinions to a common course of action, to keep together in harmony the Sovereign, the Lords and the Commons; to have to do these things, and to be at the same time the tool of a party, that is to say, to adopt the opinions of men who have not access to your knowledge, and could not profit by it if they had, who spend their time in eating and drinking, and hunting, shooting, gambling, horse-racing, and so forth, would be an odious servitude, to which I will never submit. I determine to keep aloof from party combinations.
Robert Peel
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