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Why Drink And Drive If You Can Smoke And Fly Quotes & Sayings
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I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash.
Keith Richards
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Smoke that dro, we gon smoke til we can't no more. Smoke that weed good, we do the damn thing every weekend, weekend.
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I honestly don't care if people drink or smoke...As long as they're responsible. It's drinking and driving that really makes me mad.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
Robert Orben
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Im only 19, so Im not super concerned about aging. But my mom didnt drink, smoke or tan while growing up, and she looks great. Im following her plan.
Victoria Justice
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i smoke and I drink and every time I blink I have a tiny dream but as bad as I am I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem
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i smoke and I drink and every time I blink I have a tiny dream but as bad as I am I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem
Ani Difranco
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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I just want to remind everyone to don't drink and drive! Just call a cab! Happy labor day weekend!
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
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You see I have to be in the clinic every Thursday and it's in Phoenix so I have to fly down or drive down. It has to be every Thursday for this damn stuff they're giving me.
Lee Hazlewood
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So fly like a dove, fly like a raven. Quick to politic with some fly conversation.
Baby Bash
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Fly, fly ni...s do fly thangs. Overseas, I can put you on my dream team.
Tyga
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I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. I see me running through that open door...I believe I can fly.
R Kelly
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski
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I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Helena Bonham Carter
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My kids don't drink and don't smoke. For me, that's a great blessing.
Ann Romney
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I wouldn't say I'm lucky, but I do take care of my body. I never drink or smoke, and I get the most out of my body.
Terry Vaughn
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I dont drink or smoke anymore. And if you're one of my 'friends' but you cant respect that, then I dont need you in my life.
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Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
Kathy Griffin
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