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Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Quotes & Sayings
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The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse or chase broads. I don't see how he can possible make it.
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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.
Tara Reid
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I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids - he's the face of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.
Tara Reid
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and its never acceptable to drink and drive!
Kim Kardashian
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Kim Kardashian
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
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Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.
James Franco
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And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Tommy Chong
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If I were a still super-practicing strict Mormon, then people would be a little more cautious around me, but unfortunately I'm fairly vulgar, and I smoke and I drink coffee and I drink alcohol and I love to talk about religon.
Katherine Heigl
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I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. I work very hard, and I am worth every cent.
Naomi Campbell
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If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
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Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't stay out late - and he still can't hit.
Casey Stengel
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s.., don't drink and drive..... Leave that to me.
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First I drink, then I smoke, start up the car.
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she like to drink and like to smoke my reefer too
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