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Boy or girl, I'm gonna call you 'dude' either way.
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Randomly staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
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I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves...
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!
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Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
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'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
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Education in this country is about how to maintain the status quo and to perpetuate racism.
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That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother.
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I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
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Without movie parts I was reduced to freak status. I just couldn't stand it.
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Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an iPhone.
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