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Work Funny Office Quotes & Sayings
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I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.
Katharine Whitehorn
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You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
Alex Van Halen
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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
William J Clinton
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have been with many men approaching death; and not one has ever said, �I only regret that I didn't spend more time at the office.
Dennis Prager
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Of course it's difficult to top a box office success like Emmanuelle, so it will always be my most important work. But that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Sylvia Kristel
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No one grows up saying 'I hope I work in an office one day?' And that fascinated me. People from 16 to 65 are just thrown together and that is a tantalizing mix.
Ricky Gervais
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I like LA. LA is cool, but it aint like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But LA is cool. Its more like a big office. Its work and you work, and youre meetin people all the time, but its more like acquaintances than friends and stuff.I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think Im funnier without sayin a lot of cuss words.
Chris Tucker
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays.
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The men who made the war were profuse in their praises of the man who kicked the P.M. out of his office and now degrades by his disloyal, dishonest and lying presence the greatest office in the State.
John Burns
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Try to live a life that lets you lay the stress off... if you want to be a successful entrepreneur find ways to enjoy your family. Eat well. Get some exercise. And leave the office at the office.
Mike Olson
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
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Those who work hard are rewarded with more work!
Abhishek Tiwari
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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