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You Get A Car!funny Instagram B Quotes & Sayings
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
Nick Swardson
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A person trying to take control of their own life without God, is like a 7-year-old behind the wheel of a muscle car.
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I saw you in your car You were on your way to hollywood. So you could become beautiful somewhere else and I never thought a small town girl.
Stephen Jerzak
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I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it.
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
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In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.
Michael Schumacher
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Just saw a three wheeled car in highgate, I can't believe people ever thought they were a good idea.
Calvin Harris
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We also listen to PJ Harvey; a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car.
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright
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I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car.
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so you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.
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A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.
Florence Griffith Joyner
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Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time.
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But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house.
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Am I the only one who sits in the car when it rains, picks a raindrop, and cheers for it to beat all the other ones to the bottom?
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Hmmm...he looks suspicious...*locks car door*
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She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis (A Lexus).
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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