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Youre Like Monday N Quotes & Sayings
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Jerry Rice
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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youre not really allowed to complain about any of this fame. Youre just supposed to be grateful. And obviously, I get it. Youre lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that theres a bad side to any of this people will be like, Liar! I guess its because people want to have it as a dream.
Robert Pattinson
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When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one of those self-obsessed artists who dont care about their fans. Its not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them and youre an idiot if you dont know that.
Lady Gaga
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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