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Zach Galifianakisry Tumbler Quotes & Sayings
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Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener.
Zach Taylor
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If I were 26 and this was happening, it would be all great, and I would probably buy like 17 Dodge Vipers. But right now it's just a major inconvenience.
Zach Galifianakis
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I just wrote all over my pe..s. I can't wait to get in another argument so I can put words in your mouth.
Zach Taylor
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie d..ks
Zach Galifianakis
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The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.
Zach Braff
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We can not underestimate the potential harm North Korea's capabilities can cause for the rest of the world.
Zach Wamp
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I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly Scrubs guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.
Zach Braff
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk 'I'll take it!'
Zach Galifianakis
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried...but they wanted cash.
Zach Manal
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
Zach Braff
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
Zach Braff
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The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.
Zach Taylor
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Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.
Zach Wamp
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I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
Zach Braff
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I really believe deep in my soul that we're going to have to step up and face these challenges and be tough and pull together and unify and be creative and be willing to sacrifice.
Zach Wamp
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I like to go to really bad movies, during their sixth week, and there's only one other person in the theatre, and I like to sit right next to them. And they're like, 'excuse me?', and I'm like, 'Shhh, I can't hear Keanu.'
Zach Galifianakis
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For twenty years, Islamic Jihadists have been attacking American interests around the world and we did not take them seriously until September 11th, 2001.
Zach Wamp
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Now, the United Nations is an organization that I believe was founded with good intentions. As a matter of fact, a prominent Tennessean named Cordell Hull was very involved with it.
Zach Wamp
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I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.
Zach Braff
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It was in the back of a hamburger joint in Times Square. I did a joke about not wanting to sleep on a girl's futon because it rhymed with crouton. I do not recall anyone laughing.
Zach Galifianakis
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