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Funny Quotes About Men And Women

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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.

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God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all

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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men

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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

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