I Went Down The Street To The 24-hour Grocery. When I Got There, The Guy Was Locking The Front Door. I Said, 'Hey, The Sign Says You're Open 24 Hours.' He Said, 'Yes, But Not In A Row.' - SearchQuotes

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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

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