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100 Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.
Doug Collins
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I wish your life be filled with 100% love, 100% happiness, 100% peace and 100% success in this brand New year. May God bless you and your family! Happy New Year!
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This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender
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100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone...
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Adam Carolla
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If you give 100% consistently to your goal, then you will get 100% of what you're striving for...sooner or later..keep your eyes on the prize.
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100 mil ain't enough. Got 100 women, gotta deal with it, love.
Rick Ross
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Nobody wants their time wasted or feelings played with. If you keep it 100 with me, you'll get a 100 from me.
Unknown
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Every now and then you think about your life, what you would like to be, you start at Number 1 and you go down to 100. And down at the bottom, 100, was - Stage. Go figure. That would be the last thing. It terrified me, man. But I had to do it.
Alan Vega
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
Nikhil Saluja
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Girl you know you bad gone and get yo doe. I love the way you move when you gridin on that pole, 20 50 100 dass a 100 on the flow but bi... I'm rich and my pockets on thick I got mo money to blow I know.
Roscoe Dash
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If you don't think I am a princess, you're a 100% right. I am a queen.
Katie Grabil
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100% of the people reading this are alive.
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Cinema has only been around for about 100 years. Has all of the world's violence towards women taken place only within the past 100 years?
Richard King
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Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
Doug Collins
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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives a women wild? No... it's a $100 bill.
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Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100 times, Saint Morphine, you who Aeseulapus has made a God.
Jules Verne
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