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1st Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff. Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift On the 1st...
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
Joey Jordison
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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