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A Drunk Man Dreaming Hes Was A Chicken Quotes & Sayings
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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You could teach with this film, ¦ Because you know what? That neighborhood drug dealer? Hes not going to come up to your kid cursing him out being mean to him. Hes not going to come up to your kid with the gun out (saying) Take my drugs. Hes going to come up like, Hey how you doing? Hes going to kill you with kindness.
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If he fights for you, hes the man who wishes to spend his whole life on you. If hes like 'eh' then he obviously doesnt deserve you.
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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.
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Im relatively sardonic, but Im certainly not the playboy that he is. Hes a quantity man. Hes after as many crazy adventures and one-night stands that he can get, and Im a bit more regular.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Hes grown on me a lot more now that he has a kid with my sister and hes had to mature a lot more. A lot of people dont like him because hes into himself and wears suits, but hes a good guy. And Ive seen him grow up a lot.
Rob Kardashian
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Hes in you and he wants out! Hes in us like a river. Hes not in us like a lake.
Bill Johnson
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny
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Hes jealous because shes moved on. Hes insecure because she finally seems happy. Hes regretful because he realized he wasted his time thinking up things thatd never happen instead of telling her how much shes worth to him.
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That's what keeps me going: dreaming, inventing, then hoping and dreaming some more in order to keep dreaming.
Joseph Barbera
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
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A win doesnt mean much. Hes got to go. Hes got to go in fo. Just to win the fight would not be good enough for me at this time. He has to go. I really dont care when; hes just got to go. The way I see it, Bernard Hopkins is not as good as me. Oscar De La Hoya is not as good as me. Fernando Vargas? Not as good as me. None of those guys can be my equal, and they stopped him .
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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