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Beingg Overweight Funny Quotes & Sayings
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People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets. That's not genetic.
Mehmet Oz
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay Leno
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average, hey, let's get a pizza!
Jay Leno
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Being overweight and obesity are major risk factors for many chronic diseases for South Dakotans of all ages. When people are overweight or obese, they have more health problems and more serious health problems, in addition to higher health care costs.
Mike Rounds
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Being curvy does not mean being overweight.
Unknown
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I've been overweight all my life.
Roberta Flack
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.
Neil Cavuto
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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You look like Captain Crunch's overweight nephew.
Immortal Technique
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You're lucky you had that when you were 20. I sure didn't. I was overweight, and I had acne.
Carly Simon
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Don't complain about being overweight if you're not going to do anything about it.
Unknown
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I'm not being rude I'm promoting health. Being overweight isn't healthy.
Unknown
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I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard I should be adhering to.
Camryn Manheim
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An estimated 17.6 MILLION overweight children under 5 are considered obese! The time for change is NOW!
Unknown
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Id rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. Im proud of my body.
Holly Madison
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Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
Anthony Daniels
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I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.
Eva Longoria
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