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Belly Button(: Button(: Quotes & Sayings
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I love Spanx...not so much for sucking you in, but more for smoothing you out. Theres nothing I hate more than being able to see someones belly button through their dress.
Kelly Osbourne
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Unknown
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Piercings scar but you could get your tattoo removed...When I was 15 I got my belly button pierced and it was a big deal, and now I have this scar there that I feel worse about than my tattoos.
Nicole Richie
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I'm coming down in my slab, 84's on Perelli's. Candy paint buck seats, I call it peanut butter jelly. Pouring up the purple, blowing on some'ing smelly In a button drop the top, and put the dropper on the belly.
Killa Kyleon
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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i grab my bare d..kin in my skin we feelin good I'm lickin round yo nippleszz. d..k harder dan sum wood I started suckin on yo belly button wid sum ice sayy ooh.
Pleasure P
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.
Gisele Bundchen
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If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
BJ Novak
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You push the button, we do the rest.
George Eastman
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Babe there's not a button that I cant reach.
Dierks Bentley
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
Mel Karmazin
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They were two halves that together formed a magical whole.
Dick Button
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Michael Blackson
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Click-kitty clack that like button.
Philip DeFranco
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Never, never, never, never, never! Pray you, undo this button.
William Shakespeare
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Where's the button that makes time stand still...I need a break.
Unknown
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Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button.
Jason Bateman
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