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Bengamin Button Abut Moms Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Mothers Day to all moms, grannies, great grannies, step moms, foster moms, and those who lost their mom. Moms are priceless!
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Theres difference between moms who party & moms who have a night off every once in awhile to go out w/ her friends.Don't label them the same.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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I think there's a lot of moms who would be so disappointed if they knew how poorly their sons treated girls
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
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Im thankful for the regular things like my wonderful family and my health. But this year, Im so thankful for our troops coming home this December. I like to think of all the moms and dads who will be putting their arms around their hero sons and hero daughters and all the hero husbands and hero wives who will be in the arms of their spouses, and children holding on tight to their hero moms and hero dads, some for the first time.
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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There's a button that goes On and I'm On. And when I go On, there is almost no me; there is just a character who is doing all this.
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Babe there's not a button that I cant reach.
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You push the button, we do the rest.
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If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
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They were two halves that together formed a magical whole.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
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Click-kitty clack that like button.
Philip DeFranco
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Never, never, never, never, never! Pray you, undo this button.
William Shakespeare
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Where's the button that makes time stand still...I need a break.
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Now there she go again riding through the stormy weather. You better button up if you wanna go get her.
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