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Birth Of Baby Fb Statusbaby Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby.
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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I`m a cancer ridden spectre covering the earth. I`m another hungry baby I`m an accident of birth.
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about whether that baby lives in poverty once he or she is born.
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If I die today the last thing you remember won't, Be about some apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur, Baby how I dream of being free since my birth.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
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The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of.
Gary Lucas
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking...
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