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We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
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