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Boobs Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was doing an interview because I'm promoting a movie called Seventeen Again, and so the big question is 'wouldn't you want to be seventeen again?' No, I really don't. I'm happy. I didn't have boobs when I was seventeen. I have boobs now. It's fantastic. I really enjoy them.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
2 Likes
Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
58 Likes
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
2 Likes
Oh look, they gave me boobs!
Alyson Hannigan
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
What could be worst than the whole school seeing your boobs?
Brooke Davis
21 Likes
Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went.
Unknown
57 Likes
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My quality of life would increase significantly if I had boobs...
Unknown
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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