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Boobs Condom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Boobs Condom" sorted by relevance. 112 matching entries found.
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
21 Likes
Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
Khloe Kardashian
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All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits.
Nicki Minaj
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
4 Likes
I don't get how there's all the laws protecting children from adult content, then they open the paper and see a slag with her boobs out.
Unknown
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I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems.
Eva Longoria
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Dear FAT, please move to a better place like my boobs or my butt.
Unknown
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I don't think you necessarily need to show off your stomach and boobs to be s..y. I'm just not attracted to that type of dressing.
Ashley Olsen
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Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs.
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
Jessica Simpson
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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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s..y is always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
Nikhil Saluja
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
2 Likes
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. Its annoying. -Snooki
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
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