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Boss Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
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A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting.
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Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I would never do that to anyone as smart, respected, and gifted as you. Have a great one.
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You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy Boss's Day!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Sorry Boss's Day is awkward since you are, were, or should be screwing your boss.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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