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Bus Drivers Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Chris Brown punching ho.., Ochocinco headbutting ho.., bus drivers uppercutting ho.., these ho.. wont be acting up much longer!
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I consider myself one of a very small handful of drivers in the world that are top drivers. The best one? I don't think anybody can say they're the best one because, from one week to the next, you can be on form or off form a little bit.
Nigel Mansell
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I have talked to stunt drivers all my life, 32 years of talking to stunt drivers. There's a craziness to them.
Bryan Cranston
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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong.
A J Foyt
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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Ever get stuck behind a school bus for so long that you start talking crap about the kids on the bus and saying how they'll never succeed?
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
Jim Collins
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me.
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Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
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When I was nine, we'd take a bus to the seaside. Coming back, we'd take turns entertaining, singing songs and the like. I tried some stand-up comedy. I had a captive audience in that bus. Then I realized I wanted to do more than that.
Jim Dale
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