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Cant Wait To Get Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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But wait guys, being drunk is cute right?
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober when you're ready, not goin steady, but babe I planned our wedding already.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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