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Cant Wait To Get Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Gertrude Stein
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...
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Get drunk! get drunk! Act a fool up in the club.
Brokencyde
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Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.
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Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.
Jersey Shore
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Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
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Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
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Wait wait wait. He isn't glad he's here because he has a successful career, or lives in the 'land of the free', or anything, but because he has 'ice and tattoos'8 ? Go slave trade!
Soulja Boy
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Wait wait wait. He isn't glad he's here because he has a successful career, or lives in the 'land of the free', or anything, but because he has 'ice and tattoos'8 ? Go slave trade!
Soulja Boy
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The thing I hated about it was that you live in your trailer all the time and then they call you and you do maybe two dozen lines. Then they do that for three hours and you wait and wait and wait, and I don't like waiting.
Lee Hazlewood
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person youre married to.
PJ O’Rourke
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I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.
Unknown
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