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Cat Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cat Puns" sorted by relevance. 494 matching entries found.
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
English Proverb
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
Unknown
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
Unknown
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There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.
Unknown
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I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then that the cat was right.
Erin Daniels
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A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it.
Unknown
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The ability to bath a cat is a martial art.
Unknown
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
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A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
Caryl Chessman
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash
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Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
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